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clavid:

kifu-skywalker:

clavid:

#Guysincroptops2k14

That’s a guy?

Only technically

clavid:

kifu-skywalker:

clavid:

#Guysincroptops2k14

That’s a guy?

Only technically

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

thecapn:

one time i came off anesthetics in the hospital and i convinced myself that i didn’t exist outside of the internet and when they tried to get me to drink something i screamed ‘i’m just a blog’ at them and they made my mom come calm me down and for some reason they filled up a rubber glove with warm water to help with something idk but the nurse gave it to me and said ‘this is your boyfriend now’ and when they took it away i started crying 

beauxbatonsacademy:

sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off

me in 2012: *tags a reblogged text post with relatable content 'same'*
me in 2014: *tags a picture of a cabbage cut in half 'same'*

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues